Universes and Issues Explored: 

All from Marvel What If Vol 1 #34

1. Earth-82801 – Fantastic Four Were Bananas
2. Earth-82802 – Odin Were Peter Parker’s Uncle
3. Earth-82803 – Don Blake and Tony Stark were Brothers
4. Earth-82804 – Aunt May Were Ant Man
5. Earth-82805 – Spider-man Married Spider-Woman
6. Earth-82806 – Reed Richards Took Postman Willie Lumpkin Up On His Offer To Join The Fantastic Four
7. Earth-82807 – Captain America Chose To Remain Nomad
8. Earth-82808 – Rick Jones Left Captain Marvel in the Negative Zone
9. Earth-82809 – Nick Fury Had To Wear An Eyepatch on His Right Eye
10. Earth-82810 – Ghost Rider Had Possessed Grandpa
11. Earth-82811 – Ghost Rider Had Possessed A Skater
12. Earth-82812 – Ghost Rider Had Possessed A Baby
13. Earth-8234 – Everyone Who’d Ever Been An Avenger Remained An Avenger
14. Earth-82814 – Him had Married Her
15. Earth-82815 – Black Bolt Got Hiccups
16. Earth-82816 – Galactus Ate the Earth
17. Earth-82817 – Kazar Were A Middle-Aged Accountant
18. Earth-82818 – The Hulk Were Yellow
19. Earth-82819 – The Invisible Girl Dyed Her Hair
20. Earth-82820 – Power Man Were White
21. Earth-82821 – The Thing Were Blue
22. Earth-82822 – Captain Marvel Hadn’t Died
23. Earth-82823 – Phoenix Still Lived
24. Earth-82824 – Elektra Had Survived
25. Earth-82825 – Dazzler Had Become A Stand-Up Comedian
26. Earth-82826 – Marvel Comics and the National Endowment for the Arts presented Spidey Intellectual Stories
27. Earth-82827 – Willie Lumpkin Were Herald to Galactus
28. Earth-82828 – Ghost Rider Owned A Fast Food Franchise
29. Earth-82829 – All the Super Heroes Moved to Toldeo, OH
30. Earth-82830 – The Watchers in all the Realities Got Together and Watched Watchers watching Watchers ad nauseum
31. Earth-34882- Howard the Duck Formed His Own Super-Team
32. Earth-88234 – Thor Had A Swedish Accent
33. Earth-83482 – Cyclops’ Energy Beams Came Out Of His Ears
34. Earth-34828 – Wonder Man Were A Woman and Power Man Were A Girl
35. Earth-341983 – Black Bolt Were A Rock Star
36. Earth-198234 – Daredevil was deaf instead of blind
37. Earth-19828 – The Marvel Production Crew Existed In This Reality, and the Marvel Editorial Crew Did Too
38. Earth-82348 – Tony Stark Had Owned An Auto Plant Instead of a Weapons Factory
39. Earth-82834 – Sue Storm Had Become The Thing
40. Earth-82831 – Moon Knight Got All His Identities Mixed Up
41. Earth-82832 – The Watcher Grew Hair
42. Earth-82833 – Alpha Flight Talked Like TV Canadians
43. Earth-28438 – Silver Surfer, White Tiger, Night Rider, Iceman, and Moon Knight fought Wendigo In A Snowstorm
44. Earth-28348 – The Black Panther Fought The Shroud In A Coalmine
45. Earth-28834 – Moon Knight Had 3 Different Identities
46. Earth-28843 – King Conan Were Bing Conan On The Road to Hyboria
47. Earth-28483 – Black Bolt Hosted A Television Talk Show
48. Earth-28384 – Bruce Banner’s Pant’s Didn’t Stretch
49. Earth-23488 – You Went To The Movies and Had To Sit Behind The Leader
50. Earth-24388 – Aunt May Became The Invincible Golden Oldie
51. Earth-23848 – Aunt May Became The Astonishing Ant-Aunt
52. Earth-24838 – Aunt May Became Auntie Freeze
53. Earth-24883 – Reed Richard Had Not Invented Unstable Molecules
54. Earth-23884 – The Hulk Married The She-Hulk: I Love She-Hulk
55. Earth-82528 – The Hulk Married The She-Hulk: She-Hulkie
56. Earth-53882 – Norrin Radd Had Not Volunteered To Become The Silver Surfer
57. Earth-54828 – Dazzler Had Decided To Become A Lawyer
58. Earth-88255 – Luke Cage Had Found The Hammer of Thor
59. Earth-82568 – Doctor Strange Were An Ordinary Magician
60. Earth-82578 – Obnoxio The Clown Became Sherlock Clown
61. Earth-57828 – Obnoxio The Clown Became A Bat-Like Hero
62. Earth-57882 – Obnoxio The Clown Became Spider-Man-Like Hero
63. Earth-57288 – Obnoxio The Clown Became Obnoxio-Hulk
64. Earth-28857 – Obnoxio-Wolverine
65. Earth-28875 – Obnoxio-Daredevil
66. Earth-28578 – Obnoxio the Clown Gained Superman-Like Powers
67. Earth-28758 – Obnoxio the Clown Became A Watcher
68. Earth-82588 – Daredevil Could See
69. Earth-59882 – Thor Got A Haircut
70. Earth-86082 – Spider-Man Had Married The Black Widow
71. Earth-61828 – Iron Man Had An Eating Disorder
72. Earth-62882 – Doctor Doom Had A Sense of Humor
73. Earth-88263 – Galactus Needed Quick Cash
74. Earth-82648 – Stan Lee Reads This Issue
75. Earth-? The Watcher Were A Stand Up Comedian

Notes:

• Link to previous joke special 

• Link to dreaded Laramie 

• HER is a complicated character.

• Fake Silver Age Marvel Comics 

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